Tue 13 May 2008
the postings of an unemployed hobo…
Posted by lichin under Lichin, Off-Topic
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so… you guys know i’ve been unemployed for… quite a while now. I HATE IT! either the aerospace company has a really shitty HR department or they found a better candidate for the position. it could also be because i told them i couldnt work full time until sometime in june… so they’re waiting until then to give me the word. well i cant sit here and wait. i hate waiting, especially for stuff like this. my bank account is running dryer by the day. so i submitted my resume for a chemical manuf in santa fe springs for another cost accountant position… PLEASE GIVE ME A FUCKING CALL!!
reasons why lichin is a good employee:
- i am a fast worker
- i am a fast learner
- i dont waste time
- i do not cause trouble or conflicts around the work place
- i am QUIET!!! and i dont bug!!!
- i work overtime… FOR FREE!!! hire me for full time and you get over time FOR FREEEE!!!
- i come to work well groomed and dressed!
- i am not a dumb ass (unless you want me to be)
- i also sing and dance on request
- i am a pro at excel!!! A FREGGIN PRO!! i can work with millions of cells at the speed of light!!
- i dont have to take a lunch!!!
- I AM NEVER LATE… ALWAYS ON TIME… ALWAYS!!!
bottom line: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE ME ALREADY?! i need the cash flow to buy more gear.
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