1. Flying Base Camp
We were at Bad water and Artist Drive, the wind started to picking up. We were worried about our tent, cause we got there late on Friday night, we just pitched the tent freestanding with no rainfly and no stake down! We hurried back to check on our tent, pheww… still there, good standing under sun shine. Then just about we get out of the car, bang, the tent went flying in the sky, lmao. We arrived just on time, or were we just bad luck…

2. Sweating dog. This has to be the funniest stupid joke I ever heard. We were shooting super soaker all afternoon, people were so jealous we got cooled off like that, and this old Hans guy came to our camp, then saw our soaked Advanture Dog, he goes “oh my, your dog must be hot” We were like hell yea, everyone’s hot, then he shot out this stupid comment “damn, she’s all sweating like that, all soaked” I almost cracked up in front of him, but I held it so hard, we were like are you serious Hans….

3. Bad smells…  humm.. actually no more comments on that, LiChin told me to go see Doctors…

this is lichin reporting:

i have decided to elaborate on the “bad smells”. it wasnt just “bad” it was like getting your mac computer run over by a semi bad. it was so bad that kala started choking on the smell… and this is when i busted out the plastic bag… because she was literally about to throw up in the car. so i bet youre wondering where all this “bad smell” is coming from? dont look at me… cuz i smell good and dont look at kala… she’s a dog. yup, its mo. this motherfucker has the stankest feet ever and he blames it on his “sandals”. his exact words: “oh i know, i took it to the beach and stepped in salt water, maybe thats is why my feet smells”. saying that it smells bad is a total understatement. let me try to describe the smell to you: it is like some sort of steamed fish but got left out in a humid climate for a week and has gone bad. his feet had a very salty and sour smell. the drive back on sunday was hell, with the AC going his foot oder was circulating around the whole car, then kala starts choking again, so i bagged her for the 10th time this trip. bottom line: that kind of smell is not normal…. mo, go see a doctor. 

oh.. and please keep both hands on the keyboard.

“…everywhere like such as.” – is not a complete sentence.

side note: the “asian countries” dont need your help hon.

LOLz