hi, my name is michael, and i’m addicted to pixel junk monsters.
oh, and i love hate this game. it drives me nuts! i’m ready to pull my hair out! why do i keep playing it? because it’s like crack (except you have dancing villagers and oh so annoying flying what-cha-ma-call-it thingys). the game looks innocent enough. i mean, how can you get angry at such a cute monster:
If you see this guy on the street. avoid at all costs! he will stomp on you and munch on you! he did that to my villagers! i had a perfect game going (on a level i must have tried over 15 times on) until he couldn’t be stopped by my six seven mortar guns! you would think a “snail” would move slow.. but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he danced his way through my six seven mortar guns. who does he think he is? jackie chen?
argh! i am soooooo mad! anyway, i need to get my fix.. who wants in?